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An American, an Englishman and a Scotsman sat down together at a sidewalk bar. The American orders a glass of wine, the Englishman a pint of beer, and the Scotsman a good single malt. As they were chatting the American sees a fly in his wine. “Waiter! There’s a fly in my wine! I want a fresh glass of wine!” As the waiter was attending to the American the Englishman noticed a fly in his beer. He picked up a spoon, fished out the fly, and continued to drink his beer. The Scotsman noticed a fly in is scotch and reached in with his fingers to grab it. Holding it above the glass, he said, “Spit it out, ye bugger! Spit it out!” |
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